and on this day
God created that
and on that day
God created this
the light of day
the dark of night
great whales
and seas to keep them
and somewhere down the road
God created hemorrhoids
go look, it's in the book
and boy! was he generous with them
spread em around like snowflakes
on the prairie, creating repercussion
why, they even made golden hemorrhoids
to honour such a unique affliction
alchemist, me
i dip my despair
my guilt, my shame
and my fears in the gold
and i lift it up
to the God most high
